Here are some insane questions that pop in my head from time to time.
For all you blondies out there ...
Why is it that the hair on your arm is unseen, but the hair on your head is?
Now, don't say that it is because it is short and your hair is long, because guys with neat shave heads are still visibly blonde.
(Thank you Casey for this one.)
If you get a puppy and speak spanish to it all its life, does it understand english ?
If a baby's head pops out at 11:59pm and then the body follows at 12:01am, what day is its birthday ?
If one twin was born at 11:30pm and the other at 12:05 am, do you celebrate their birthdays on different days ?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do they let us "Trick or Treat"?
Why was it okay for a 16 year old to marry a 25 year old in the past, but now it is consider a crime ?
Why do they sell different color linens at a "White Sale"?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
There are many, many more !!
The following moves will demonstrate how important you are. All of these moves come naturally to me, and with practice they will for you too. Remember thes...